We tried having a conversation with our noses.
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
She made out with the kickboxers bf. She was just asking to get kicked in the head. In the middle of the bar.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
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