and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I am drunk as shit eating pancakes. I am not the person to call.
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
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I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
So I think I might just embrace the awkwardness and say he fingerblasted her cause thats the greatest word in existence
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
wellllllll.... I literally just puked in my mouth so perhaps this is not the epic love connection I believed it to be 3 minutes ago.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
She's got Mike in the bathroom. He's covered in meat.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
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