If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
I could only remember yelling "rip it down" as he ninja jumped off the bed, kicked the wall, and superman punched the fire alarm off the ceiling.
I've always wondered why you never put the hotel room in your name...
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
I just had sex with the male version of myself. looks, mindset, even our boob to dick ratio was the same
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Can we get pizza? This is seriously not a booty call. I just really want someone to get pizza with me.
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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