He said he only talked to me because I talk dirty in bed.
two of my INSANE ex girlfriends just texted me saying their coming over because im home alone. needless to say, im deleting my twitter.
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
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We found your brother, passed out, floating in our pool, with a bottle, on a blow up mattress. How did he mange to walk 2 blocks and get into our backyard?
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
All she said to me last night is that when her eyes roll back, to release my choke hold.
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Did you just say he wants to put a baby inside me?
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
He's a snuggler. Every time I attempt to make a move to find my bra he reigns me in. Needless to say i could be here a while.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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