Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
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I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
Try not to bring up the fact that I woke up and couldn't find my pants... He might get the wrong idea.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
My boss followed me on Twitter. Excuse me while I delete 90% of my tweets
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I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
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