At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Apparently she doesn't appreciate the significance of eskimo sisterhood as much as I do.
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
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i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
You told me "I need to pound this drinks if I'm going to pretend his dick is big enough" then left. Dollar night quotes 2012
James is trying to butt-heads with a moose. I don't know whether I should stop him or just sit back and watch where this goes.
Happy 420. I woke up to a girl smoking weed and dragging me out of bed. Chemistry makes so much sense high.
Friends don't brand friends with cigars. It's not how it works.
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You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Snow days are when you really appreciate that your neighbor is on your bang roster.
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I've literally slept one hour I'm honestly just surprised you can insult me this early
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
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