You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Um....I woke up to a lipgloss covered bottle of Jack daniels in my arms..
You've kissed worse.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
boobs and vodka. thats all i can remember, finals week needs to stop ending like this..
I cant believe they held hands while getting simultaneous bjs
We called dibs on each other's genitals. That bond is unbreakable.
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
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