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you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
instead of telling him i dont hook up with closet frat guys, i gave him his "straight' fraternity brothers number... pike house will be interesting tonight
we tried have sex after i gave him a handjob. he wouldnt get hard and kept saying his little boy is broken.. please come get me
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Dude a guy just showed up with alcohol and a bag of double cheese burgers. I think I found my future husband.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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She's posted my bail. Twice. Of course I'm going to be her wing girl.
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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