your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
my self respect just called, its having a good time without me
I would literally rather jam a rusty rail road spike into my cock than be here right now. The whore showed up and now I might smash my iPhone into my face repeatedly until I'm no longer consisting of any sort of life.
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I can't even masturbate anymore!! That was my last source of cardio!!
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'll pretend I don't know she's blind, my morals claimed the back seat in this adventure.
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
Randomize
