Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
he only lasted three minutes, so to spite him i stayed the night and slept in.
he asked me what things i liked that he did in bed, and i told him all the things i hated so he would use it on that new bitch and she wouldnt hook up with him anymore.
you for real need to get over him dude
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Remember when I got my car stuck in my backyard?
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
Thanks for taking care of me. I hope I didn't pee in your car.
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
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