when did we get to this "texting at random" level on friendship?
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
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I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
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Having to crawl on my hands and knees because I woke up with a mysterious broken foot this morning...
Nothing quite like the "I had sex you a month ago and now we're stopped at the same 4 way" wave
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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