so I'm never txting u again after today...
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
These 25 Drunks Should’ve Gotten Cut Off A Long Time Ago
There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
27 Freshmen Who Really Didn’t Know What They Were Getting In To
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?