Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
Just mixed Baileys and yoohoo. I feel like an alchoholic 2nd grader.
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
These 29 Nasty People Went To The Bathroom In Public
I gotta find new tactics tho. There's just so many tied up dicks one can look at before part of your soul dies.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
19 People Who Had An Inappropriate Celebrity Encounter
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from