Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
He always grinds on me and is like "This is awesome because we're both Catholic!"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
My prof gave me extra credit for drawing a ninja on my paper and writing "ninja will up my grade"
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
At least I will not still be rolling when I pick up this animal. Thats a good development in five years
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
WHY IS FOOD SO DELICIOUS
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
I stole a tiki torch last night and just returned it. Things have been better.