Whod you bang
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
Here’s Everything Coming To Netflix This July
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
you left a paper here that says 'to do list' but it looks like you just wrote "drink a bunch of cough syrup and watch Who's the Boss" like 60 times
19 Of The Creepiest (Most Inexplicable) Things People Experienced
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
These people don't understand my stages of drunk
He reached a whole new level of creepy. We were getting a coffee and he noticed the girl at Starbucks name tag looked her up on fb and friend requested her right there without ever introducing himself
No more chicken and waffles served by drag queens at 2 AM. :(
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper