I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
tried to be sexy and unbutton his shirt with my teeth. ended up slobbering all over it. thank god he was already passed out
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
I heard that clinking noise from behind me and I already knew you were whipping out a Smirnoff in class. Again.
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
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