After I made out with her she fell asleep and started pooting in her sleep. Are we sure lesbians are hot? Cause that wasn't.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
You act like I was drinking alone...I had the entire Verizon network with me
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i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
Crisis Situation. How do you have that "we probably shouldn't make out tonight cause i've got an oral herpes outbreak coming on" conversation on a third date.
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
they arrested me when i was peaking, i'm pretty sure they were specifically looking for me but i was too busy rolling around, loving the grass to notice the police car..
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Woke up w/ the same freshman as last Saturday but we were sober this time. Is that a relationship?
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
Just resonded to a booty call with "how much effort is required on my part?" I think I've finally reached the point of smoking too much pot
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
Um, It's tempting but I'm not into coke or farmers.
I'm driving to his house to eat chicken and hopefully have an orgasm
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