To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I got my period while he was fingering me , I knew it because I never get that wet.
Did u at least say sorry?
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
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sriracha body shots, that's gonna be a thing
it's like you just said "i want you to suffer"
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
You know your life has gone downhill when someone has to preface your night with "don't get locked in a porta potty"
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I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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