Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Yeah I gave the girl a dirty look. And only a three dollar tip.
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
i want to swaddle you in tequila
He left his shoes, boxers and socks at my house & managed to walk home to his dorm without realizing anything was missing until 3 days after. That's the last time i'll ever hook up with a freshman.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm too depressed to masturbate. This election is the worst.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
So I lost my dignity between the strip club and your penis...
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