Do you think if I drink bleach they will let me leave work?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
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you broke into my aparment at three in the morning wearing long johns and offered me beer.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
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He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You came in yelling "I'm el scorcho" and then axe can flamethrowered my dresser. Awesomeness aside, you owe me a new dresser.
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
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