I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I didn't realize I was holding it, until I was like, "whose baby is this?"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Happy hour crawl turned into power happy hour turned into tequila shots turned into I'm drunk in class on Cinco de Mayo at 7 am.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
Apparently I have a "problem" because I enjoy doing bong rips in the shower
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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