i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Our local strip club now has karaoke. Do you realize what this could mean for my sex life?
Sober me does NOT approve of what went on in my pants last night.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
After everything you did, you followed it with "Oh God, that's something a high person would do. But I'm not high." So yeah, you're not getting near my stash again.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
I don't know what part of my sober brain thought it was a good idea to get stoned when I can barely walk with crutches as it is, but that part is stupid.
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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