But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
they esentially rejected my mermaid threesome offer:(
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
there's a drunk hobo under the bridge wearing a jester hat and screaming at women
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
I've been here 20 minutes and a sweaty naked man has kissed me on the cheek.
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
I definitely fucked a Trump supporter last night but I wouldn't let him fully admit it because then I would've had to leave and his cock and abs were too perfect
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
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