You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
if you're passed out when i get there i get to wear your banana costume and do awful things to you
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Remind me again why a vodka watermelon can't be a thanksgiving dish
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
FYI your bra is now hanging in the hallway as a trophy.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
Randomize