whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
KEG. KEG. THE OPERA HAS A KEG. KEG STAND IN A TUX. AFTER PARTY RAVE AND KEG STANDS.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
I'm gonna watch porn and nap. I think I really have this Valentine's Day thing down
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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