My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
just puked a little into my hand/sleeve. way too hungover for the first day of class
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
There are condoms rolled onto each bunny ear of the ears I was wearing last night
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
Being forward is somethimes a problems. Like in sexual deity Kong.
I think you’re losing coherence.
I am
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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