just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
can you please explain how one drink turns into 5 street signs with their poles lying around my room
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
Someone asked me why we were having sex on the porch last night. All I remember is him saying he wanted the recruits to see. This has got to stop.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
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