I've never had a man I enjoyed more than steak
I think the neighbors upstairs are trying for more kids. I want to run up there and yell "mazal tov!"
If I say "It's good enough" and I'm not talking about a sandwhich, that's your queue to stop me, you're supposed to be my friend.
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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