Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
Hey I found a place that'll do a hand job for 42 bucks
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I convinced a girl to do a shot of salsa someone fell through the whole on the porch and Sara swallowed a beer tab
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
Got hereat 8. Had 6 beers 2 shots and a game of diZZY BATOS
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
True I am eskimo brothers with every one of my room mates, but it was only two girls. And 9 outta 10 times I was first
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