i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Finals week...the biggest cock block since your brother threatened me with a beer bottle at the bar.
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
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