is it wrong that I prefer my women with low self esteem and a smidgen of an eating disorder?
respond to me or i'm telling everyone that you inserted a vodka soaked tampon into your anus
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
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She is a fish and this place is a barrel. I can play this game.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
i totally just wrapped her wedding gift in tin foil. These are the skills 2 bachelor's degrees have given me.
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So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
The bachelorette party was all fun and games until the strippers came. AKA you guys.
I apologize for chief "dances with dolphins" sucking on your friends foot
No. Cease was criminally insane from birthday shots, and not a lot of women want to go home from the bar with a guy who wants to "snuggle but keep it strictly professional".
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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