dude beer before liquor = i want to shoot myself in the face
So i banged this chick from Peru last night. Needless to say, I'm having chipotle for lunch todayas a south American reward to honor her.
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
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Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
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He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I'll be there with bells on. And by "bells" I mean "jäger bombs". And by "on" I mean "being poured down my gullet".
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
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