I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
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Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
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Come to my pity party. It's being hosted in my basement. The theme is ambiguously sexual cuddling and wine.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
We just had can't-look-you-in-the-eye sex and it was still surprisingly good
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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