Hahahaha do you think bella ever gave edward head?
Is it a little weird that I have a ridiculous urge to have sex while the theme song to the Pirates of the Carrbibbean blares in the background?
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
The more my room-mate speaks, the more I notice that she was home schooled.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
sexting foreigners is the best. they respond with silly things like "love that tits"
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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