they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
i finally found my car by the hideout. it was parked in an employee only parking space with a torn up piece of paper in the back window with the word employee scribbled on it.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
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I meant to tell you earlier: bad life decision saturday has been moved wednesday this week
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Walked up in time to hear him say "you saw I was in a relationship on facebook? So why are you holding my nuts?" To her. That's loyalty man
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
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You're about to makeout with my vagina, I don't think she cares that you haven't brushed your teeth. Just get over here!
I know they deliver ice cream, but do you think I can ask the delivery guy to watch the rest of the movie with me too?
Being an adult is fun. You can experience a break up, then go fuck someone else in the woods.
& I came downstairs to find my whole family discussing the fact that I have a vibrator, which my mom found accidentally....
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
I'm seriously scared right now. Woke up next to 3 geese and a lot of feathers ..
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