I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Worst sexual experience IN MY LIFE. And now i know why it makes jesus cry.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Idk wtf I would do on a date. I thought wed passed that stage at least for a while. Nowadays dates should consist of blackouts and shameful mistakes.
As if me making pizza in a skillet wasn't enough proof that I was in no state to be cooking, this burn blister on my hand is
He was the only guy who ever made me cry..
Who, the park ranger who made you dump out your beer on the beach?
She had a belly button piercing in the shape of a cross. Talk about mixed messages.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
she filled my toilet with birdseed... i tried flushing it but now it's clogged so she has to come over and fix it because it was her mistake in the first place
Two words: nipple clamps
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