dude wtf did we explode in my microwave last night?
idk but i think it had a face
p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
I got a blow torch for Christmas. You are now permitted to be afraid.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
I don’t know what language he speaks but I know my boobs will translate just fine
I’m looking forward to few days of international relations
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