dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
i just drank a strangers drink off a toilet
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
Then my perve supervisor asked about your vagina. And I was like nunya, but its glorious
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm starting to think my emotional health is declining because I was watching transformers today and legit almost started crying
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Of course you try to burn the house down on the one night we take down the smoke alarm so we can use the fog machine more
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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