At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
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Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
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I'm watching sex and the city with my wine and Wendy's. I'm not sure if this is single woman empowerment or not.
I'm drinking with a guy who apparently blew my dog sitter.
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I'm bathroom at buffalo wild wings
I think incapable of making pants work send help
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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