Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My fave moment of today was you sitting in a hot pink innertube puking into the ocean in front of a lot of children. i would have held your hair back but the ocean did it for you.
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All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
Me and him were fist fighting in the back of the cab and I offered the driver a 100% tip to call him an asshole. I don't know why.
You know it's been a rough year when your therapist mouth is just wide open. And I didn't even get to the real issue!
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I kinda got drunk and threw my debit card into a bonfire so I don't have any money at the moment lol.
My mute roommate is using sign language to ask a guy to fuck her.
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
We will discuss everything tomorrow i presume. Including the sweaty naked tango.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
All I heard was "sit on my face" "okay" and muffled screaming. I'm still disappointed.
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