This ginger kid smells like a queef popsicle
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
Pretty sure I'm taking the break up well. Alcohol made me okay with it and drugs keep me agreeing with why I dumped him in the first place.
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
Hey douche face I just want you to know, if you ever got hit by a bus, I'd really miss you.
Only if you died obviously.
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
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