I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
Riddle me this. What had unbelievable sex, and finally understands the meaning that things come better in pairs?
I hate you
great, thanks for announcing that I gave you head over twitter
at least I said it was good
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
That ACT prep teacher knew i was hung. I could see it in her eyes.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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