Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
how can you tell if its a queef or a fart from that close?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
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My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
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seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
his daughter has his phone and goesss ohhh boobies and shows me a picture of my own tits...
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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