i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
I literally just wrote "I'm sorry" in my blue book, got up and walked out
Alright, my brain isn't sure how to properly function on a Wednesday with no hangover and more than 3 hours of sleep.
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
