I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
For some reason I just don't think you going to the gay bar alone on thanksgiving is a good idea.
I gave you a 45 minute blowjob. You were inside me for 3 minutes. I'm going to need you to get your shit together.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
he just fucked me for my cheese..
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
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