People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I'm sorry that spending new years with you was fucking my boyfriend in your bathroom multiple times
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
The grocery store is a combo of ghetto ppl complaining that the low fat chips are all that's left and hipsters trying to eat organic during the hurricane
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I want you to come over here and spit coffee in my mouth like a momma bird feeding a baby bird. That hung over.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
I told him I'd ride his broomstick if he let me call him Harry Potter and drew a lightning bolt on his forehead.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
I guess I can check "drink alone in the dark" off my bucket list
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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