So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
i was hoping the water fountain would somehow shoot out vodka this morning
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
I'm sorry but I have to break up with you. My wife is pregnant and can't have a girlfriend too.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
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