Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
dude, i think we just came across a situation where tits weren't worth it.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
I just want nice things and good sex
Would you go as one half of Harry and Lloyd in Tuxes to Aaron's wedding?
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I'm slacking. We've been hooking up for months and I have yet to bang him while he's wearing the clown mask.
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
I woke up with my my shoes on and pants half way off and missing 60 dollars. Please please please tell me you saw me last night.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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