What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
every time I worry about a career mistake, I remember Michelle Pfeiffer did Grease 2.
I may or may not be drunk driving a golf cart. Vegaaaassssssss.
Forever 21 now has a maternity line. Even more of an incentive for me to get pregnant at a young age.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Every time he asks me if I'm horny I'm just like come on...stupid question
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
Less adorably, the dog stared me down, yelping, while I gave him a morning blowie.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
I said "one day" and that day is not today
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
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