The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Im broke. I spend all my money on weed cigarettes alcohol and food. In that order. I cant even cut one of those because you know it'd be food. I already stopped getting my nails done just so i could support my bad habits.
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Im quite confident that my struggle with sobriety ended last night sometime after dinner
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
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