How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
I can't believe we just used the phrase "jizz to juice ratio" in casual conversation.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
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It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
If i ever have a kid with an outie i'm giving it up for adoption
I totally accidentally said "we don't go around hammering girls in the rear" in front of 132 5th graders today.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
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