What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Take 3 tylenol pms and try to whack off before you pass out. It's impossible.
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
she was puking into the toilet drowning herself saying "its okay im a swimmer"
they told you the "weed man" wouldn't come until you were asleep, like santa claus. you believed it.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
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