I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
wake up i wanna do it froggy style
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
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You proceeded to call me a hoe and then informed me that Bear Grylls is and always will be more important than I am to you.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
Also I'm very proud of th fact that I walked my dog before bed. Drunk dog walking should be an Olympic sport; it takes SKILLS.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
I DONT UNDERSTAND NIPPLES. THEY JUST POP OUT FOR NO REASON
Well somebody's had a rough day, nipple-wise
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I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
I'm at a restaurant. I am NOT about to discuss my asshole over the phone.
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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