Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
That reminds me...we need to get swords
I think you're asking the wrong person. You don't understand. Like I would fuck the act of fucking itself if I could.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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