Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
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i think the doormans mad at me
well we haven't pretended to pretend we were going to have a threesome with him for a while...
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
This is worse then when all the pharmacists sang me happy birthday while I was buying plan b
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If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I just need some dick and some jimmy johns
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My ex husband is now my side piece. #thisis30
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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