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You don't have asthma, your pregnant

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(216): View more from Ohio

Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?

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Probably.

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I'm in.

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(404): View more from Georgia

You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.

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(631): View more from New York

Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...

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(240): View more from Maryland

Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..

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(847): View more from Illinois

no one should ever give us hovercrafts

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(519): View more from Ontario

ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.

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(720): View more from Colorado

You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.

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(585): View more from New York

Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.

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