I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
Just burnt my nuts with a cigarette. Don't ask. I hate life.
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
He told me I look like a librarian today. I hope that means he has a librarian fetish or something
Disregard. He says he said I look "agrarian" today and just proceeded to compare me to Mumford and Sons. Fuck it, I'm going home and drinking
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
I gotta stop fucking the bouncers. We are running out of bars to go to.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
Randomize
