You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
she carries around a jar of peanut butter. "just in case".
Someone wrote Kyle's bitch on me too. I dont even know who Kyle is.
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
My hungover walk of shame was interrupted by a stranger on a balcony throwing me a beer to shotgun... at 10 a.m....
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
Randomize
