You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
he thought i was a dude.
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
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He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
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Bathroom attendant appreciated that hug I have him as a tip. Fucking BROKE these days.
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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