"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
Don't use my boy Weezy to support your whoreish tendencies.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Admitting I go to nursing school is my subtle way of saying, yes, I know every muscle in your penis and how to effectively use them.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
When was the last time you made a good decision when you could've made a shitty one
I had a salad today
Screwed a girl without a condom but hey at least you got your veggies
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Every time I start to think he's just not worth the trouble, he puts his face down there and I wanna buy him a car
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
I don't want to be flamboyant (says the guy who bought a hot pink suit to be a flamingo for Halloween)--but I don't mind being a little extra.
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