So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
I literally just watched a girl motorboat herself
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
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Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I'm happily sitting on the toilet cause I'm too tired to move. I'm considering making this my permanent residence. It has a lot to offer.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
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I licked your asshole in confidence.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
A young (I'm going to guess late middle school age) kid shouted at me from the crosswalk GAS PUMP OF SHAME! I have peaked in life.
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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