Last thing I remember is Dusty riding the bikes we "borrowed" from the hotel through the CVS while the rest of us picked up the girls who were laughing at him
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Apparently 24 hr fitness frowns upon the ingestion of psychedelics on its premises, don't see that in the sign up contract.
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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